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buddwyer asked:

I am going to send you a box of spiders in the mail

bonelord10000 answered:

I live in fucking new mexico you’d be sending forks to the kitchen

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[manywinged]

nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

[manywinged]

"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

[pikachugirltits]

@cat-boy-cunny

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[girlballs]

making another spreadsheet #girlsNight

[girlballs]

spreads you on the sheets and inputs my data

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[evilwizard]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

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[desertangels70s]

Kate Bush posing with a leopard statue, 1977.

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[rtrixie]

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

[rickjameskinkshame]

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

[rtrixie]

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

[rtrixie]

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

[eeveelutionsforequality]

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

[solarpunkcast]

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

[mornington-the-crescent]

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[r-si]

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[sygol]

hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.

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[anapplepie]

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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[toastbutteregg]